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it's Christmas Time.
Love, Laugh and have a little Fun.
 From Robin Gale.
 12-25-2010

 

I'm going to be serious for a change.
 I think everyday should be a time to give and love
and put up with our families.
Let me talk about our disposable world.
Mothers that kill children. Husband who kill wives.
Sons who kill fathers and mothers.
Do you think they can be replaced at the "Dollar Store?"
 I don't understand. I think that Satan is on a fervent.
Getting  rid of God's people , just so he can thumb his nose at "Him".
You know what happens to people that kill children?
 A reservation in the lowest places in hell.
Come on people. Where is the love?
What have some people  become?
I was raised by a single Mom ,
 who  worked her ass off to take care of her kids.
 I been working my ass off to raise my kids.
They turned out well.
Sometimes you want to slap their brains out but...YOU DON'T DO IT!
 You just keep loving them and praying for them.
 It's sickening what's going on in the world
 and I am quite disturbed by it all..



Dear Diary
 by Grandma Adams
 12-24-2010

I receive some lovely letters from friends
and distant relative this time of the year.
 The are full of wonderful trips and experiences for the current year
 They seem to have great families and normal children.
I too have had a lot of interesting things happen this year
but the problem is that I was so busy trying to survive this year
that I forgot to write them down.
So for 2011 I have resolved to keep a daily diary and
hopefully will have something interesting
 to put in a Christmas letter next year.

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Every body has days when their thoughts take off in a crazy direction.
Robin Gale submitted this hoping you would find it funny.
Being old and ugly myself, I have been thinking about converting
to Islam so I could wear the baggy dress and veil.
We have a policy of letting people give their opinion even if I
don't agree with what is said.  J.E.H.

The Cold Hard Truth
By Robin Gale
©12-3-10


Ok. This will sound mean and superficial. I dislike ugly people.
 I've never been beautiful, or pretty but I am cute.
 My husband is good-looking and all my kids are pretty.
If they weren't I'd have gotten rid of them.
 I wouldn't sleep with an ugly man.
 I think ugly people and good-looking people should not breed.
If by chance they turned out a half way good-looking kid .
they would probably be retarded.
Are you shocked?
You know when that kid pops out weather
it's going to be ugly.
 Don't even get me started on ugly babies.
 Ok, I brought the subject up.
Why when we have to look at a friends baby,
whose head is huge and has a nose like a Shuts Zu,
We have to say "he is so adorable."
If we said" what an ugly F-- kid" they would kick us out.
 My daughter thinks that if ugly people keep breeding
with pretty people , that we will eventually breed the ugly out.
 I don't know.
Anyways, I know there are nice ugly people
 just trying to make ends meet
and I will be nice to them.
Don't mean I'll let them in my house...
.we don't know if ugly is contagious.
This is my first article in this forum.
We will get into "not my fault" lessons later.
                                                                    Your Host......  Robin Gale


It's Not My Fault
 By Robin Gale
©12-4-10


Okay then..just like I promised "It's not my fault lessons"
 I took my grand daughter to Wal-Mart.
 I hate Wal-Mart but sometimes ya gotta go.
She had $50.00 to spend so she goes to the makeup part.
 She's 14.
 I have gotten use to the makeup , but she went to the hair dye.
Now she is a beautiful red headed curly kid
and she needs to be in magazines and pictures.
 She chose black. I tried to talk her out of it.
 I even went to the other isle and pulled her back
and said "how about a soft brown"  I got "No grandma."
It's not my fault. So I did my part.
 I called her Mom and told her and she jumped my ass.
 She said  "who's the adult ! "
I said I am,  but she's head strong.
I guess I was suppose to put her in a choke hold
and beat the crap out her in Wal-Mart.  Can we say Jail?
So she says it's my hair. Okay I can't argue with that.
Then I find out she is going to be alone tonight ,
so I told her she would spend the night with me.
She wasn't having any part of that,
 so I wrapped a blanket around me and walked over
and said Grandma is spending the night. None of this is my fault.
 I did cook a pizza but the dog got in my way so I dropped it like 3 times.
The dog licked on one piece a bit but......
so I took it over there and she said what is wrong with that pizza.
Being honest I said I dropped it a few times...she wanted no part of it.
 It' wasn't my fault. So to show her I ate a piece,
 I think it was the piece the dog licked.
 Anyway she said go home Grandma...so I did....
but I told her not to think for one second I wasn't watching.
This really isn't my fault. Family is so much fun. Until later,
 You don't even want to know what the next lesson is..
 It's really not my fault.     Your host
                                                  Robin Gale

 

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